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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Marriage lah...


1. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, ALWAYS with the same person.(Mignon McLaughlin)

2. Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love you partner every day.(Barbara De Angelis)

3. A great marriage is not when the "perfect couple" comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.(Dave Meurer)

Sunday, June 20, 2010

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE… (for fun ONLY)

January 01 - 09 ~ Bird
January 10 - 24 ~ Slug
January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach

February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite
February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk
February 22 - 28 ~ Snake

March 01 - 12 ~ Ape
March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach
March 16 - 23 ~ Slug
March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite

April 01 - 03 ~ Bird
April 04 - 14 ~ Snake
April 15 - 26 ~ Slug
April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk

May 01 - 13 ~ Slug
May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog
May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach

June 01 - 03 ~ Slug
June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk
June 15 - 20 ~ Bird
June 21 - 24 ~ Ape
June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite

July 01 - 09 ~ Slug
July 10 - 15 ~ Bird
July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog
July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite

August 01 - 15 ~ Ape
August 16 - 25 ~ Slug
August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk

September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite
September 28 - 30 ~ Bird

October 01 - 15 ~ Ape
October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk
October 28 - 31 ~ Snake

November 01 - 16 ~ Cockroach
November 17 - 30 ~ Parasite

December 01 - 16 ~ Bird
December 17 - 25 ~ Ape
December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog


If you are a Bird : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of th em being quality-personified.

If you are a Slug : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Cockroach : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person.. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight.. An outdoor person, you disl ike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... Hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Parasite : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Bullfrog : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Snake : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are an Ape : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the centre of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

Monday, March 22, 2010

A note to IT support

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate Housewife


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Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly. wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support


Sunday, March 7, 2010

SEBAB-SEBAB LELAKI TIDAK SUBUR

Terdapat beberapa sebab mengapa lelaki tidak subur. Antaranya adalah seperti....

Fakor yang mempengaruhi penghasilan sperma
  1. Hormon endrogenik.....
  • gabungan hormon2 lelaki.
  • Paras hormon ini akan meningkat semasa akil baligh.
  • Hormon ini membentuk ciri-ciri karakter lelaki seperti susuk tubuh yang sasa,suara yang garau, misai dan kumis.
  • Kekurangan atau ketidakstabilan hormon ini menyebabkan sperma tidak dapat membentuk dengan normal...
2. Hormon daripada kalenjar pituitari...
  • Dlm sesetengah kes kemalangan atau trauma yang melibatkan gegaran otak memberi kesan terhadap penghasilan hormon ini.
  • Apabila hormon ini berkurangan penghasilan sperma turut terjejas.
3. Kedudukan skrotum (kerandut Zakar)...
  • Faktor suhu badan yang tinggi menjejaskan penghasilan sperma.
    Contohnya seperti sentiasa terdedah kepada suhu panas dan sering menggunakan pakaian dalam yang terlalu ketat atau tebal.
  • Kedudukan testis di luar kerendut zakar menjejaskan peluang mendapatkan zuriat.
4. Masalah pada Epididimis...
  • Kerosakan epididimis boleh berlaku disebabkan serangan kuman seperti genorhea dan tubelatosis.
  • Apabila epididimis rosak,pengumpulan sperma tidak lancar.
  • Bagi lelaki yang gemar sukan lasak perlu sentiasa berwaspada dan melindungi organ yang mustahak ini.
5. Masalah pada Vas Deferens
  • Vas Deferens adalah saluran utama di mana sperma dari epididimis di bawa masuk ke dalam uretra.
  • Van deferens boleh 'tersumbat' disebabkan oleh jangkitan kuman atau 'semula jadi' iaitu kecacatan semasa lahir.
  • Sumbatan itu mungkin boleh dipulihkan melalui pembedahan kecil.
6. Sebab lain yang menyebabkan kurangnya penghasilan sperma adalah jangkitan kuman, sakit kelamin, merokok secara berlebihan dan ketagihan alkohol.
  • Asap rokok mengandungi bahan toksin yang merosakkan kualiti sperma.

PETUA UNTUK RAMBUT HITAM DAN LEBAT


  • 1st, ambil beberapa helai daun bunga raya yang muda.
  • Kemudian lumatkan daun bunga raya tersebut sehingga mengeluarkan lendir.
  • Tambahkan sedikit air dan lumurkan ke atas rambut.
  • Ramas rambut selama lima hingga sepuluh minit dan kemudian bilas dengan menggunakan air suam.
  • Akhir sekali,lakukan sebanyak tiga kali seminggu.
SELAMAT MENCUBA!!!